Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress --- are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three buy black leather bras " stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.
After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.

The engaged women says:

The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, "you are the woman of my life. I love you". Then we made love all night long.

The mistress says:

I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman says:

I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time with my husband. Had the lights dim, candles going, I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos heels and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came to the door and saw me and said,
"What's for dinner, BATMAN

71 comments
  1. Mohamed Meabed 11:01  

    The married woman says:


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  2. viznine 12:41  

    Thanks Mohamed Meabed. I'll visit your blog later.

  3. LocateBlogger 14:10  

    oh that is so funny!Hahaha....

  4. viznine 14:19  

    hahahaha! very funny lol.. :)

  5. Carolinux 17:18  

    I didn't know my house was bugged, cape crusader...

    -be

  6. Ian 18:46  

    There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home.

    As he stumbled out of the door, he saw a nun walking by.

    He stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. The nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he kicked her into the wall.

    By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So he leaned over her and said:

    "Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?"

  7. SuperSuzie 18:50  

    haha thats quite funny!

  8. viznine 18:57  

    Hahaha! very funny Ian. Another Batman story.. :)

  9. Minka 19:08  

    What about this one:
    Three women were in an inn, eating sausages.

    The first one just picked the sausage with her fork and ate it without cutting.

    The second one cut the sausage into nice little wheels as she was eating it.

    The third one made a long cut along the sausage and ate the two pieces in a sandwich.

    WHICH OF THEM WAS A WIDOW?

  10. viznine 19:15  

    My answer is the last one, Minka. Is it true?

  11. girdhar 19:20  

    greatneddy

  12. Carolinux 19:43  

    Since my grandparents came here from Wales, I guess I can tell this one:

    "You can take the Welshman out of the bar...."



    "But he'll just come back in..."

  13. Minka 21:13  

    The one whose husband has died. Isn't that obvious?

  14. viznine 00:14  

    hahahaha. You're right Minka. lol!

  15. DP 00:27  

    Hahaha

  16. Dimar 03:59  

    Ha...ha...:-D

  17. penny 08:57  

    hahahahaha!!
    ahahahahah!!!
    can't stop lauphing...:D
    ty..:)

  18. meow mix please deliver 11:14  

    I don't care how mundane married life becomes, if i can land a wife like that in the future, the dinner question will be asked at the height of the climax, with the obvious batman attachment as well

  19. viznine 11:48  

    Hahaha.. indeed Minka. lol!

  20. viznine 11:50  

    Really meow mix please driver?

  21. mknace 13:19  

    nice story

  22. viznine 16:01  

    Hahaha! Of course mknace.

  23. Anonymous 16:40  

    Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

    Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."

    "What does that tell you?" asks Batman.

    Robin ponders for a minute.

    "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

    Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

    Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

    Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

    What does it tell you, Batman?"

    " Robin, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

  24. viznine 16:46  

    Hahahahaha! very interesting story Anonymous. lol again! :)

  25. Anonymous 03:48  

    Superheroes are stupid ... why?
    Because they wear their underwear on the outside.

    Then ... who is smarter? Batman or Superman?
    Batman ... he wears a mask!

    ;-)

  26. ANGEL 04:23  

    nice very funny...i wonder if there's an archive of batman jokes somewhere =D

  27. Mrsupole 10:01  

    Jokes are good.

    Someone sent me that in an e-mail. Funny how these things get spread around so fast.

    I liked the other jokes too.

  28. viznine 11:33  

    Anonymous } I agree with you dude.

    Mrsupole } I think everyone does likes a joke.

  29. Rana 14:17  

    ahahhahhhah..
    really2 funny..
    lol
    =))

    luv that joke from anonymous..

  30. Tyaly 16:50  

    very funny!!

  31. SH 04:09  

    Nice Blog Mate

    Work from home

  32. viznine 11:51  

    Thanks a lot SH!

  33. Akeem " I Have a Love Journal" Scott 11:51  

    that was good. check my blog while you at it

  34. frozengem 13:16  

    Its so true ----
    1st Engagement Ring
    2nd Marriage Ring
    3rd Suffer ring

    Death Is My Desiny

  35. Ryan 13:44  

    Ja read this story! She is very funny!

  36. frozengem 14:28  

    Something else to reflect : -

    3 stages of sex.

    1. kitchen sex - saucy, honey and butter all over Right In Front Of Refrigerator in the KITCHEN (engaged)

    2. bedroom sex - well, nice sex only in bedroom (marriage)

    3. Hallway Sex - Hubby and wife encounter when passing thru hallway - hubby to wife "F#X!%X#" Wife to hubby "X#2!!!%&"

    Well, probably lead to courtroom sex " (wat you think happened?)

    Frozengem - Detinay Is Death

  37. viznine 14:38  

    Well i don't have any idea about that.. What happened actually?

  38. frozengem 14:45  

    What happened is sad. Both washed `dirty linens' in court of each other of accusations, evidence of extramarital affairs(sex) of at least one or both parties in court. this is courtroom sex. lol.
    Its real in real life. :(

  39. viznine 14:52  

    hahaha! lol again! You got a nice story buddy.. :)

  40. Pu├ža 20:46  

    ahhaahahah

  41. humorplus 05:33  

    Ha ha ha.. VERY very funny.

  42. Amelia 09:03  

    haha thats great!

  43. jim-experience 09:14  

    funny ! and yet theres some truth to it bro.....

    Thats life. :-)

  44. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF? 10:55  

    tee hee hee

  45. frozengem 12:42  

    On a more serious note, God, this world has really changed greatly since less than 10 years ago. I had volunteered as a marriage counsellor some years back and our prime and sole objective was to save marriages on the rocks! But lately, this counselling art has evolved and changed! Now counsellors would need to understand and comprehend the situation, and after much discussion with both parties, trust me, the couple may be advised to consider going into divorce! In certain cases even though where there may be children involved, counsellors may still advise divorce if it is deduced the strained family environment may have long term negative effects on the children. Much more on couples urgings, most want out and live their remaining lives to the fullest! Right? Wrong? No right or wrong. I guess! How's your thoughts?
    Frozengem

  46. viznine 13:08  

    My thoughts is in between. If they care their children, both parties should know how hard is life after divorced will happen in the future. There are many reason if they want to divorce but think about their kids first. As a counselor, you should make a wise justification to save the marriage. For me, right or wrong is depend on their decision-making.

  47. frozengem 14:27  

    Viznine, couldn't agree more with you. Both parties opinions carry priority weight in our work. Trust me, in my case, no regrets. No hatreds, positive guiding of the children, there's also light at end of tunnel.. well, at most times. :)
    frozengem

  48. viznine 06:01  

    No matter what you're saying, i know you have your own reason. I just brought up my opinion for you to generate more idea to solve that problem, alright? Thanks for dropping good comment here. I really appreciate it frozengem. :)

  49. frozengem 07:53  

    oops! I mean i fully agree with your comments. Cannot disagree anything about what you said. Sorry for my phrasings. :)

  50. viznine 08:08  

    Hahahaha! That's alright for me dude.

    Take care and god bless!

  51. iVaz 12:00  

    Hey is it okay if I use this around?

    That's pretty funny IMO.

  52. Powen 13:15  

    ha...ha..it's good

  53. Jeff 16:16  

    I found it funny

  54. Christopher Eale 04:18  

    He he he!!! VERY funny!!

  55. viznine 15:07  

    iVaz } No problem buddy.

    Powen } Really good.. :)

    Jeff } so funny.

    Christopher Eale } very funny friend.. ;)

  56. Jessica Martiele 01:54  

    TOUCHE! (from a married woman!)

  57. Amypay 07:24  

    wow,
    reality shows in the joke.....

  58. amy 07:28  

    wow, funny!
    "do not let me down," the married woman said before her husband came in.

  59. Vaporizer 02:10  

    Is this true? If it is, I wouldnt ever want to get married.....

  60. viznine 10:39  

    Jessica Martiele } TOUCHE as well! (from married man).

    Amypay } wow again. lol!

    Amy } Thats really funny!

    Vaporizer } Hahaha.. Don't get confused about it. Just married! Go for it!

  61. ChelVN 12:37  

    OMG, so funny :))

  62. ChelVN 12:40  

    hey, how can i make the same comment as u??????
    Please help me :D, thx

  63. viznine 13:08  

    Hi ChelVn. Just give comment whatever you feel it's relevant with the subject. I'm pretty damn sure you're Chelsea fans. I hope your team can beat MU, alright?

    Anyway take care man!

  64. John Zyski 14:37  

    That joke *isn't* funny becouse it's true.

    Maybe I need another GF and a mistress?

  65. viznine 15:38  

    Alright John. It's up to you to believe it. :)

  66. Chromium Crusher 03:45  

    This is hilarious! thanks!

  67. viznine 13:44  

    You're welcome.. :)

  68. Guard13007 18:25  

    Lol. Wanna hear another superhero joke? Even if you don't, here it is:

    A guy walks into a bar on the top of a sky-scraper and sits down, another guy next to him takes a shot and jumps out the window. A few minutes later, the same guy walks back in.

    He's shocked, he asks, "How'd you do that?!"

    The other guy replies, "I don't get it neither, I take a shot, then when I'm about to hit the ground, I slow down. Watch." He goes over to the window after taking a shot and jumps.

    The man watches as he slows before hitting the ground, the guy comes back up. The man, amazed by this, takes a shot and jumps out the window. He doesn't slow down before hitting thew ground.

    The bartender says to the guy, "You're really an a*s when you're drunk, Superman."

  69. viznine 00:00  

    Guard1300 } Thanks for sharing it here. I really appreciate so much. Nice joke. LOL! :)

  70. Arafat A Siddiqui 13:16  

    As-Salam, Mohamed Meabed,
    It is really intresting & funny story.

  71. viznine 08:50  

    aha! you're right dude. ;)