Why football is played for 45 minutes???

Those who thought of this must have lots of time.

Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour?
Even the sports scientist and some of the senior players could not give the right answer.
In that confusing situation one person came up with a reasonable answer.
He said... ... . The reason people play this game for 45 minutes is...

There are 2 teams and there are 11 players in each team. Each player brings his own '2 balls'.
So in total there are 44 balls. There is one ball on the ground itself. Thus the grand total is 45. Question Answered !!

Sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes which is the referee's balls!

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Innocently idiot

Posted by viznine | 11:50 AM

A patient comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain

"Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee."

Doctor : "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

Patient : "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

Doctor : "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

Patient : "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

Doctor (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

Patient : (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts"

Doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"

Pactient (innocently ): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

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10 marketing techniques

Posted by viznine | 5:16 PM

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

2. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's TELEMARKETING.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's MARKET COMPETITION.

5. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him!"
That's ADVERTISING.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her. You pick up her bag after she drops it. You offer her a ride and you say, "By the way, I am very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" YOUR WIFE TURNS UP!
That's BARRIER TO NEW MARKET

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich. Can you marry me?"
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, "I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him.
That's LOSING MARKET SHARE.

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Animal pictures (8)

Posted by viznine | 12:09 AM

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